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Ghost Writer 2: The Return
In one of my earlier posts I pointed out that DUM DUM has had some help in writing some of her stuff, as soon as I posted that, the ghost writer disappeared for a bit. Lately though, the posts have been getting intelligent again, which means the ghost of typists past has returned. So I figured it would be a quick and easy parse to review and catalogue the ramblings of Rambin originals and the posts that are in fact, done by someone else. Without further adieu, here they are:
DUM DUM ORIGINALS (No cheap imitations being shipped from China here!)
Walking the Dog in an Ann Taylor outfit.
Rack of Fameball, with a generous helping of DUM DUM. By the way there was another pic of the Fameball’s rack in a red dress, but DUM DUM pulled it down. Something about it being a Jessica Rabbit dress. Well DUM DUM’s fameball friend is a huge fan of cartoon characters.
The Ann Taylor ensemble. Allybrooke35 reblogged this. Major props to the Ann Taylor comparison. I don’t think DUM DUM would go there since Ann Taylor is really geared to the working professional woman. Note: Someone has painstakingly taught DUM DUM the wonders of making text clickable. She’s using that more and more these days. Next up roll over and fetch the Gucci bag!
The Chat Chronicles.
It’s obvious our fair haired dimwit isn’t the best at making really boring conversation more interesting by use of alternate colors per IM line. These were excruciating to read
Poor Charles. What is this guy thinking? I checked him out briefly, a conceptual artist who has done some work. Why on god’s earth is he hanging out with these talentless hacks? I hope the oral is good Chuck.
A brief observation about this piece. Julia is talking up Mary’s refreshing skill of being brutally honest, which Mary states not everyone appreciates. DUM DUM doesn’t get the fact that it isn’t her honesty that people can’t swallow, it’s her lack of intelligent speech. Honesty may be the best policy, but the more appropriate cliché’ to use here would be “Don’t speak and people may think you’re an idiot, but if you speak people then know it”.
HELLLLOOOO FRISCCCOOO! Who is the lucky geyh that has to talk to DUM DUM about shoe shopping? Is it that Pink fellow? One of her shorter posts, but one of the most vapidly telling of who DUM DUM really is, and what’ DUM DUM is really about.
The Ghost Writer!
I’m not going to delve into great parsing detail on these since DUM DUM didn’t write them. Just pointing them out PSA style.
Dinner party for people who’s form of sustenance is the blood of the innocent.
Ghost Written Dear Abby, the response by Pink Devine. To me the writing style is one and the same. Hmmm……
Office Space. I was on the fence about this one, but the plea to the masses is right out of JA’s playbook. Since Julia Baugher is on hiatus from her own blogging she’s using the DUM DUM platform to proxy troll for free real estate.
Fashion plug: Mentions Meghan in the post hence, Meghan most likely wrote it. Many clickable links in this one, which would probably confuse DUM DUM to the point of fear.
Sneakers, sneakers, sneakers, and more shoes. I have to believe the guy in Bloomingdales shoe department did her a favor and wrote these up. Or maybe her shoe shopping friend she quotes badly up above.
Last one…
This just in courtesy of the free swag givers at Mikael Aghal. This post has many complete sentences with proper grammatical form. No way a DUM DUM original. And I’ll bet the farm they convinced this designer that mentions on their blogs will generate business. Sigh, don’t people Google before they give away free stuff?
Happy Parsing..more to follow